It’s Monday morning. Coffee in hand, plans laid out, you’re ready to finally get ahead. You step into the office. Before your bag even hits the desk, someone announces: “The printer’s acting up again.”

Remember when fixing a video game meant pulling out the cartridge and blowing into it? Back then, that counted as technical support. Game won’t start? Blow on it. Still not working? Try again. Harder. If that didn’t solve it, the next troubleshooting step was a firm smack on the console.

When people think of spring cleaning, closets usually come to mind, but for most companies, the real clutter isn’t clothes. It could be old equipment gathering dust on a server shelf, forgotten in a storage room, stashed in a back office, or stacked in a corner with a note saying “we’ll deal with this later.”

The first of April slips away. The jokes and fake announcements that make you doubt what you see on April Fools Day soon vanish. Scammers, on the other hand, don’t get the message. Spring is a peak time for cybercriminal activity. It’s not due to carelessness, but because people are busy, distracted, and moving at a fast pace.

It’s the start of the week. You’ve got your coffee beside you, your computer powered on, and you’re ready to dive in. Then it happens. Your arm catches the mug. For a split second, everything feels suspended as the coffee spreads across the keyboard and seeps into places it was never meant to reach.